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Or maybe right now the city just has really incompetent kidnappers.
[He's just glad Weiss didn't slam his own door in his face and yell at him when she woke up. He'll try to throw in some awkward jokes too, if it will somehow make this easier to deal with.]
You'd prefer it if I don't catch you if you ever end up falling from really high up again? Okay, I'm sure Ruby can handle that.
[He likes his bed. It was the last one they had, he's so proud.]
[ she didn't.. even realize. This wouldn't even have seemed awkward if they weren't still standing next to his bed. Weiss suddenly looks irritated, her pitch and volume both raising. ]
Your first thought wouldn't be on the battlefield if we were on the battlefield.
[ She narrows her eyes a little, but.. honestly, she's blushing. Who wouldn't if they were having their words twisted like that while only wearing a nightgown after the day they've had? ]
[He feels like he has to make a point. Because Weiss is being stubborn so he wants to be stubborn.]
I was having a good dream! I don't normally have people in my bed but I have had things like pillows so how was I supposed to know? My eyes were closed.
[ Look, they can change the subject because Weiss doubts there's any way Jaune could've somehow kidnapped her into his bed which means she probably crawled in there with him and she has no explanation for that besides confusion and embarrassment. ]
You're literally the only one who had no idea. Professor Oobleck probably knew.
[ This is working. They're not talking about Weiss being in bed with Jaune anymore, so literally anything is okay. Let's play Weiss's favorite game of make Jaune feel bad about his life choices by stating obvious facts. ]
Do you actually like her or are you just seeing where it takes you? Or are you two not dating?
Really? Pyrrha's not exactly an open book. You should sit. I promise I won't hug you again like my favorite stuffed animal--that I didn't keep until it was time for him to go live with his stuffed animal family and that's not what really happened is it?
[He glances down to avoid her gaze. Part of him wonders why Weiss is suddenly so curious, but. He's used to this having 7 sisters, and she's opened up to him more lately.]
I care about Pyrrha. It's kind of confusing. I care about her a lot, and we've really bonded since we met. She's strong, beautiful, she could get any guy she wanted. I've never really considered dating her before because of that, so I guess it is kinda...new to me.
[ Okay now she's just pouting. This is somehow more embarrassing to her. He thought she was a stuffed toy. She's so not sitting. ] You thought I was a stuffed animal that you put out to pasture.
[ Easy. 1. Weiss is a giant gossip. and 2. if he really liked Pyrrha that easily and forgot about Weiss it would just prove her right. His answer at least doesn't seem like he's just jumping on Pyrrha because he wants someone to care about him. ]
If you never considered dating her before because of that, why did you like me so much? I know I'm not on Pyrrha's combat level, but I'm fairly certain all of those other categories fit except that I obviously didn't like you and she was obviously flirting with you from the moment the three of us met.
That depends- what would you have done if you had thought it was me?
[ At least Weiss seems to have calmed down enough to go over to sit next to him on the edge of the bed, even if she's absolutely crossing her arms. ]
Anyone who actually wanted to be on Team Jaune when you were that desperately obvious to get my attention would have had to have been flirting with you. --Look, just make sure you actually like her before it gets beyond a couple of dates. She's obviously got a hard crush, and if you lead her on if you don't have feelings for her, you aren't going to be able to save a friendship afterward.
Nooot...definitely not hugged you. Why were you so close to me anyway?
[He's glad. It's easier to talk to her when she's not standing over him like she's judging him for all his decisions.]
Why would they be flirting? I mean, my good looks aside, I've got plenty of other great qualities to offer to a team. I'm not...I'm not trying to lead her on. I don't want to hurt her. Maybe that's not fair to her, but I like being around her, and I want to try. But she's level-headed, so I don't think she'd let something like that ruin it.
Zuko used to sneak in through my window to sleep with me at night. I woke up because I heard your voice, not him or Frost.
[ she likes feeling tall though it never happens. ]
But right then you were solsly focused on me. I didn't ask her to spear you because I enjoy a good spearing, you know. I know you wouldn't do it on purpose, but when you care about someone logic isn't the first part of your brain that reacts.
Did you leave your window open? Where did you get Frost anyway? I want one.
[Weiss is destined to be short.]
But you called me tall and blonde. I know. I've been there. I'll try to make it up to her. But it's nice that Pyrrha has you looking out for her like that.
Not at first. I told him off for it a lot but he did it anyway since he didn't have to share me if no one else knew he was there, he said. I found Frost at a pet adoption. Why not check out Whatevfur?
[ oops. Really? That was.. ]
I called you tall, blond, and scraggly while making fun of you and Ruby. Of course she does.
[ Weiss listens to what he says, thinking quietly for a few seconds. They were.. getting along, so to speak. Even with this weird debacle. And she did love dogs. And he was dating Pyrrha now so it's not like she'd have to worry about him trying to get with her or anything. ]
Alright, I'll go. I know the owner, I helped her put on a Pet Adoption Festival in November. I can probably help you get some discounts if you find one you like. Just promise you'll keep it away from Blake's side of the house, she has enough trouble with Frost and Zwei.
[He looks surprised at first to hear she even agreed to it, but he beams.]
Great, we can look at all the puppies! I promise my potential dog whose name is not yet decided will not go anywhere near Blake's side of the house. And as an Arc, I'll keep that promise.
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[He's just glad Weiss didn't slam his own door in his face and yell at him when she woke up. He'll try to throw in some awkward jokes too, if it will somehow make this easier to deal with.]
You'd prefer it if I don't catch you if you ever end up falling from really high up again? Okay, I'm sure Ruby can handle that.
[He likes his bed. It was the last one they had, he's so proud.]
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[ Someone should probably knock on wood for Weiss's sake. She crosses her arms and sticks her nose in the air. ]
You didn't catch me, you broke my fall.
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[He puts his hands on his hips.]
We were in midair.
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[ She's definitely refusing to actually say the words that Jaune is right at the moment. ]
One of us still ended up on top of the other.
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That's a...very interesting way of putting it.
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That's not what I meant and you know it!
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I'm just saying. Your wording? If I had just walked in hearing you say that, my first thought wouldn't be on the battlefield.
...And we ended up in a very awkward final position.
[He had to.]
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[ She narrows her eyes a little, but.. honestly, she's blushing. Who wouldn't if they were having their words twisted like that while only wearing a nightgown after the day they've had? ]
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[More uncomfortable shifting. Who knew a stupid joke could get the Ice Queen to blush like that.]
I don't know if I can sleep now. Not without knowing why you got in my bed.
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[ "Get in" implies she did it on purpose. ]
Who just hugs the first thing they bump into while they're asleep anyway? You have no idea how lucky you are that was my stomach.
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[He feels like he has to make a point. Because Weiss is being stubborn so he wants to be stubborn.]
I was having a good dream! I don't normally have people in my bed but I have had things like pillows so how was I supposed to know? My eyes were closed.
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[ Look, they can change the subject because Weiss doubts there's any way Jaune could've somehow kidnapped her into his bed which means she probably crawled in there with him and she has no explanation for that besides confusion and embarrassment. ]
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They're...better. She told me everything. I can't believe that all this time...I had no idea!
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[ This is working. They're not talking about Weiss being in bed with Jaune anymore, so literally anything is okay. Let's play Weiss's favorite game of make Jaune feel bad about his life choices by stating obvious facts. ]
Do you actually like her or are you just seeing where it takes you? Or are you two not dating?
[ Give her the deets, Jaune. ]
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[He glances down to avoid her gaze. Part of him wonders why Weiss is suddenly so curious, but. He's used to this having 7 sisters, and she's opened up to him more lately.]
I care about Pyrrha. It's kind of confusing. I care about her a lot, and we've really bonded since we met. She's strong, beautiful, she could get any guy she wanted. I've never really considered dating her before because of that, so I guess it is kinda...new to me.
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[ Easy. 1. Weiss is a giant gossip. and 2. if he really liked Pyrrha that easily and forgot about Weiss it would just prove her right. His answer at least doesn't seem like he's just jumping on Pyrrha because he wants someone to care about him. ]
If you never considered dating her before because of that, why did you like me so much? I know I'm not on Pyrrha's combat level, but I'm fairly certain all of those other categories fit except that I obviously didn't like you and she was obviously flirting with you from the moment the three of us met.
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[Suddenly his hands are a lot more interesting. He frowns, torn between telling her, and sparing his dignity. If he had any to begin with.]
Come on, do I really have to answer that? I never saw that as flirting. I just thought she was being a friendly person.
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[ At least Weiss seems to have calmed down enough to go over to sit next to him on the edge of the bed, even if she's absolutely crossing her arms. ]
Anyone who actually wanted to be on Team Jaune when you were that desperately obvious to get my attention would have had to have been flirting with you. --Look, just make sure you actually like her before it gets beyond a couple of dates. She's obviously got a hard crush, and if you lead her on if you don't have feelings for her, you aren't going to be able to save a friendship afterward.
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[He's glad. It's easier to talk to her when she's not standing over him like she's judging him for all his decisions.]
Why would they be flirting? I mean, my good looks aside, I've got plenty of other great qualities to offer to a team. I'm not...I'm not trying to lead her on. I don't want to hurt her. Maybe that's not fair to her, but I like being around her, and I want to try. But she's level-headed, so I don't think she'd let something like that ruin it.
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[ she likes feeling tall though it never happens. ]
But right then you were solsly focused on me. I didn't ask her to spear you because I enjoy a good spearing, you know. I know you wouldn't do it on purpose, but when you care about someone logic isn't the first part of your brain that reacts.
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[Weiss is destined to be short.]
But you called me tall and blonde. I know. I've been there. I'll try to make it up to her. But it's nice that Pyrrha has you looking out for her like that.
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[ oops. Really? That was.. ]
I called you tall, blond, and scraggly while making fun of you and Ruby. Of course she does.
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[He glances down.]
But that's not the only reason. I've heard you sing, and that's when I--anyway! Thanks, Weiss.
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Alright, I'll go. I know the owner, I helped her put on a Pet Adoption Festival in November. I can probably help you get some discounts if you find one you like. Just promise you'll keep it away from Blake's side of the house, she has enough trouble with Frost and Zwei.
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Great, we can look at all the puppies! I promise my potential dog whose name is not yet decided will not go anywhere near Blake's side of the house. And as an Arc, I'll keep that promise.
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