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[whiteas]

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[sarcaskick]

okay so

she came over at some point and made breakfast. put her hair in a rubber band. when she took it out it tugged a few hairs out and she shot up my garbage unit when she threw the rubber band out.

asked her about it today, she started going on about how much she *loves* her hair, etc, and i asked - joking - if she has an existential crisis when a hair comes out in the shower.

aaaaaaaaaaand she hung up on me.

[whiteas]

Honestly, if you're looking for insight on this one you're out of luck. She shot up a club once because she lost a strand.

Try apologizing and giving her a gift certificate for a blow out. It sounds crazy but if you pamper her hair, her hair might forgive you.

[sarcaskick]

you think I'm going to apologize for HER tantrum?

[whiteas]

No you're going to apologize to her for insulting her hair and I'm going to tell her to stop being a psychopath about it since it sounds like you had nothing to do with actually hurting it and tell her to apologize and buy you a new trash can.

You'll both be better off if this isn't about who is right.

[sarcaskick]

I never insulted her hair!!! why would I??

[whiteas]

The existential crisis comment was probably interpreted as one

[sarcaskick]

okay, that was a jab at her overreaction

not her hair

[whiteas]

and yet her hair was insulted. Look I'm not saying it makes sense, I'm just telling you how it is.

If anything, get her the certificate and just tell her you want her to know you understand it's important to her and you don't think she's insane and she'll think it's a sweet gesture.

[sarcaskick]

okay but

that would be lying

she's acting nuts

[whiteas]

Will you just trust me. She's only mad because she thinks you're treating her like she's crazy.

Which she is but you shouldn't actually tell her that. She wants you to like her.

Also to protect your future home, I recommend keeping an extra pack of actual hair ties around. I'm telling her to buy one too.

1/2

[sarcaskick]

she'd have to be psychotic AND an idiot to not realize I like her

2/2

[sarcaskick]

don't you dare tell her I said that

Re: 2/2

[whiteas]

Not my place to tell that. I think you should though.

[sarcaskick]

what, just like that? blurt it out?

[whiteas]

You don't exactly strike me as the romantic gesture type, so yes. Just tell her.

[sarcaskick]

i'll think about it.

[whiteas]

Just don't do the kindergarten thing or I'll come for you.

[sarcaskick]

... the what, now?

[whiteas]

The thing where a kid likes someone so instead of telling them they endlessly torment them with being annoying for attention. It's apparently a very common kindergarten behavior where boys pull the hair of the girl they like, put snails on them, flip their skirts, and so on.

[sarcaskick]

well i'm DEFINITELY not pulling her fucking hair that's for sure

[whiteas]

I still don't know how she does the thing with her eyes turning red. Klein can do it too, though he's got a significantly better temper even at his grumpiest.

[sarcaskick]

a. it's not part of her semblance?
b. who the hell is klein

[whiteas]

Her semblance works based on damage. I don't think her hairpulling activates it, I think she just gets cranky.

Klein is.. the Schnee family butler, but for me he's one of two people I actually consider family anymore. Anyway, his eyes change to different colors. Blue, yellow, red, brown, and so on.

[sarcaskick]

why can't people's eyes just be normal? there's yang, your butler, ruby... what's the deal with ~special eyes~?

[whiteas]

Have you seen that commercial for contacts where the man starts yelling about his brand for his special eyes? [ This is starting to remind her of that. ]

Ruby's eyes are special?

[ Weiss hasn't gotten this part of the story yet. Whoops. ]