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[whiteas]

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Sometime in the morning before she got out and after she got put in jail

[aurabble]

Hey, I just wanted to let you know, even though you went crazy and I have no idea why, you made a pretty cool Mad King.

I mean Mad Queen.

And I'm sorry I justice teabagged you even though you kind of deserved it.

Anyway, I don't now if going crazy was your inflictions, but I went ahead and sent you some bananas. Hopefully the guards will let u have them. I know your probably thirsty. Also if this is some kind of cry for help I can give u the card to the retreat i went to. Judgment free.

Vav I mean June

ROGER DODGER

[whiteas]

Fayren Halloween costumes make you act like them. I only had the costume because I wanted to make a peace offering.

I didn't mean the mean things I said.

June? Is there something you want to tell me??

[aurabble]

A peace offering? You were way better than that fake tryhard X-ray!

Sorry you got mind controlled. I was more reluctant to teabag you than I would have a real jerk, jsyk. I believe you. It's in the past.

No??

Ah crap

That was a typo! :(

[whiteas]

Yes, to show my friend who happens to be a fan that I was still willing to try to do friend things.

Mr. Jaune "Teabagger" Arc is your new title.

[aurabble]

You did all that for me? Thank you, Weiss.

Go steal some puppies, Mad Queen Weiss. Oh, wait. You can't.

[whiteas]

You're welcome. I didn't quite plan on going insane though.

:( I didn't steal then I got them from puppy prison.

[aurabble]

I believe you. Doesn't seem like your type. You like being in control too much.

!!!

Hang on I gotta go rescue some innocent puppies to keep them out of jail.

[whiteas]

I'm not that bad.

Omg it's a shelter built out of the old Genessia City prison, Jaune, it's not an actual prison.

[aurabble]

Okay.

But I'm sure you made a lot of organization errors or something during your evil plan which you normally wouldn't make.

IT'S A PRISON IF IT KEEPS THEM AWAY FROM HUGS

[whiteas]

Are you kidding? I literally pushed my father off of a building into a carefully placed vat of about 30 feet deep of jello. If anything I was insanely calculating.

You can go hug them any time they're open Jaune..

[aurabble]

But where's the paperwork?

...Wait. I can???

[whiteas]

You think I got that much jello without an invoice?

Yes. There are even volunteer positions to take care of them.

[aurabble]

You mean you ordered the jello through legitimate means? You're like, textbook definition of lawful evil.

I wanna volunteer as tribute.

[whiteas]

Where else was I going to get it? When I take over a city, I take it over with class.

So go do it.

[aurabble]

You just referred to jello as classy are you sure you're no longer insane? Quick, what's your professional opinion on chicken nuggets?

I will!

1/2

[whiteas]

Jaune every version of everything you know is lacking in class. This is jello:

1 2 3

There is no such thing as classy chicken nuggets.

[whiteas]

Actually, I lied.

Nakiba made chicken nuggets once long ago during one of the times I had a reservation I took a picture of it. See? Classy.

[aurabble]

You're lying!

But not about that!

That's not jello that's a flower!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE CHICKEN NUGGETS WITHOUT ME?

[whiteas]

That flower is made entirely of jello, Jaune.

I didn't know they were serving them until I got there.

[aurabble]

YOU CAN'T DO THAT. It's a lie.

...

Were they delicious? :(

[whiteas]

You obviously can, I have pictures.

Absolutely, that's why I didn't tell you before so you wouldn't be jealous. They had a smoked almond vinaigrette on top and were made from organic chicken wings.