Or maybe right now the city just has really incompetent kidnappers.

[He's just glad Weiss didn't slam his own door in his face and yell at him when she woke up. He'll try to throw in some awkward jokes too, if it will somehow make this easier to deal with.]

You'd prefer it if I don't catch you if you ever end up falling from really high up again? Okay, I'm sure Ruby can handle that.

[He likes his bed. It was the last one they had, he's so proud.]