My most recent was a theft that was happening when I got there. I think it was around 3:14? And it was at this clothing store, the kind you would probably shop at. Anyway, I caught her and apparently she had been stealing from that store for a while.

[He takes a sip of his coffee...whatever it even is, waiting in trepidation. Did he do it right? He wants to prove himself.]

What, you mean Fight Club? Or was it Flour Club?