[ She just rolls her eyes and hangs up. ]

On the side, not part of the waffles, you dope. Lean back as far as you can without falling over. They sell waffles and fried chicken, why not waffles and fried tofu?

[ She's going tog et as close to his legs as possible so she doesn't bust it open and knock him on his ass, but if he doesn't lean back she's going to have her sword like at his dick and she doesn't think he'd appreciate that. ]